A Washington Post article,
TSA Slated for Dismantling, suggests that the
incompetent,
mismanagaged,
wasteful & inefficient,
cost doubling,
undertrained & corner-cutting,
repeatedly failure-prone,
safety illusion creating,
rights violating,
privacy violating (& cover up promoting),
thievery enabling,
sexual harassment promoting,
hypocritical security side-stepping,
long line creating,
nail clipper, scissor, pocket knife/tool,
tiny toy gun and
cigarette lighter-confiscating,
peanut butter sandwich thieving,
elderly & disabled harassing,
on the job sleeping,
air marshal hemorrhaging,
employee health hazard creating, and
just generally awful Transportation Security Administration may soon be a thing of the past, or will at least have a much reduced role. The TSA director is also
stepping down. One only wonders why this hasn't happened sooner...
But whatever will we do without federal airport security screeners to stage a little security theater for us to make everybody feel safe? Well, a return to private screeners is pretty easy to imagine - just another form of deregulation. But I tend to favor the radical suggestion of magician/comic Penn Jillette, who suggests that we
Make The Terrorists Do the Profiling.